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the one i am most guilty of

Dream Tabloid Headline

A couple of hours ago, John Mayer posted this Tweet:

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Half-an-hour ago, he posted a link directing us to gossip magazine OK!’s website.

While we’re a celebrity weekly and by no means a tabloid, we’re listening, John, and we’ve decided to grant your wish for your dream cover, by giving you your heart’s desire… at least in digital form. Why not recognize an artist for playing his heart out?

Behold, Mr. Mayer, this one’s for you. We hope you like it!

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I’m amazed how fast interactivity can be. I have to agree that this was hilarious.

 

But here’s a personal message to John: STOP GOOGLING YOURSELF!

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JMQ! Nutty Tweet

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Possible gossip headline for the said tweet:

 

JOHN MAYER, CAN’T KEEP HIS PANTS ON. PENS A SONG ABOUT IT.

 

 

That was me channeling tabloid editors/columnists and celebrity bloggers who seem to not understand the meaning of Sarcasm (a form of Irony, a  literary device which they should be familiar with since they call themselves writers).

Wait, tabloid editors/columnists and celebrity bloggers as writers? That’s another device right there – it’s called Oxymoron.

say it isn’t so…

john, can you wait until i’m not in denial that you are attached to someone older than me (john is 2 years my junior)?

or maybe… can you at least give me a head’s up? break it to me gently like angela bofill.

please?

gossip

ok i should not believe gossip magazines, but this news breaks my heart. of course these two wouldn’t care, as much as i love this “coupling”, isn’t it human nature to just wait for a bit before taking the plunge?

oh my heart…

verrry interrresting

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ok, my gossip magazine reading is something i’d rather keep private, but this is one article which i found really really hard not to share with others.

advise column

dear scared of revolving doors,

i think i’m in love with this guy. it’s not just a crush as what i have been mentioning, it’s this feeling that is not unrequited, this is something that is slowly being returned back to me because the last time i saw him, he was so nice, accommodating, and flirty (oh, it can be the jack daniels, but i think he likes me too!)

*giggle giggle* you know what? everytime i’d see his face in magazines or on tv, i feel that he only has eyes for me, and his gaze is so hypnotic, i could imagine him kissing me, short pecks, nice special liplocks that last for about 5 minutes… he makes me giggle. i think he’s a great kisser.

sigh, i miss him. i’ve read that he’s in asia now, having some time for himself. i wanted to call him or email him, but i know that as usual he will be too busy to talk to me or to reply to my messages, so i’d just read his journal to know how he is.

ah his journal. i’m sure that some of his posts were meant for me because i can feel that he’s sending me personal messages. but if i email him about it, he never answers, maybe he wanted to be all mysterious.

anyway, scared of revolving doors, this is where i need advice on. i know that he’s into me and that he is thinking of me (then why would he send me those cryptic messages via his online journal right?) but recently, all he did was hurt me, emotionally, especially in one of his last posts. he hurt me by writing things that were definitely about me, and i didn’t like it.

i know he loves me, but is this how it should be?

he has kept his silence all throughout this fight of ours, and he hasn’t even called to apologize. i tried calling him and as usual, he never picked up. i’ve finally had enough so i began telling people about our moments (some of them were…heehee…figments of my imagination…) because i think the world needs to hear about it (and maybe, he’ll feel sentimental and finally call…)

what will i do? i am so sad, i know that we miss each other and that we love each other, but we shouldn’t be hurting this way!

love, PH

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dear PH,

is it still april fool’s day?

anyway, this is actually the easiest problem that i have ever handled…

are you sure that he feels the same way as you do? because from the looks of it, you are the only one living in your own romantic world. girl (?), i gotta be frank with you. clearly…

HE’S NOT INTO YOU. NEVER WAS, AND WILL NEVER BE.

YOU DON’T BELONG IN HIS PERSONAL SPACE, HE DOESN’T THINK ABOUT YOU, DOESN’T WRITE LENGTHY ENTRIES ABOUT YOU AND HAS NEVER SINGLED YOU OUT.

here’s what you should do: stop being so desperate and pathetic. don’t even try to talk about stuff that you think happened because no one will ever take you seriously. you need to grow up, you big ignorant baby.

sincerely, scared of revolving doors

the mother of all philippine blog attacks

still on wikipedia entries, it is sad that 2/3 of the article on manila standard, one of the most respected broadsheets here in the philippines, was about its controversial columnist. i don’t want to dig up the past, but maybe with this post of mine, a wiki contributor can revise the said page (i can’t do it because wikipedia is not a “stream of consciousness” type of site) and make it more substantial.