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Free day laughs

This greeted me this morning … what a way to kick-off my work-free day.

See the tweet exchange below, the order of tweets posted is based on how the “conversation” went.

 

John’s tweet:

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A follower’s reply:

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And John’s great comeback:

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JMQ! Coachella Tweet

Here’s a funny Tweet:

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This was right after he tweeted that he was excited for Coachella this weekend (which, in reality, happened last week). For those who don’t know, “Massengil” is a brand of douche.

Oh and the avatar… adorable! Glitter glitter.

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JMQ! Nutty Tweet

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Possible gossip headline for the said tweet:

 

JOHN MAYER, CAN’T KEEP HIS PANTS ON. PENS A SONG ABOUT IT.

 

 

That was me channeling tabloid editors/columnists and celebrity bloggers who seem to not understand the meaning of Sarcasm (a form of Irony, a  literary device which they should be familiar with since they call themselves writers).

Wait, tabloid editors/columnists and celebrity bloggers as writers? That’s another device right there – it’s called Oxymoron.

JMQ! And Awesome Photo Series

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Click image to see its magnificence.

I like giving people something they don’t want to miss the next time. It’s a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.

He has quotable quotes too

Just like with JM, I find Jeff Buckley’s words pretty interesting. His were not as witty, smart-ass nor reflective as John’s, but were more poetic, more enchanting — as if he was reading straight from his journal of lyrics.

Here is my favorite.